Are you worried your labia just aren’t pornified enough? You’ve mowed the lawn and used expensive cleansers, but your labia just aren’t as pink as they used to be. Here’s a new labia dye, to restore that youthful pink to your pink parts. It’s available in four different shades! Each bottle contains up to 20 applications! It’s never been tested on animals! Each application last 48-72 hours, and you can reapply “as often as necessary”.
I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry. Please tell me this a hoax.
[via Shelby Knox]
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