Are you worried your labia just aren’t pornified enough? You’ve mowed the lawn and used expensive cleansers, but your labia just aren’t as pink as they used to be. Here’s a new labia dye, to restore that youthful pink to your pink parts. It’s available in four different shades! Each bottle contains up to 20 applications! It’s never been tested on animals! Each application last 48-72 hours, and you can reapply “as often as necessary”.
I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry. Please tell me this a hoax.
[via Shelby Knox]
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I hate to say it, but it doesn’t surprise me that this product is on the market. I remember siing a Japanese cream that is designed for making your nipples lighter and pinker not too long ago. When are women going to get a break? Yeah, it’s good for business to tell us we don’t look good enough or that we’re ugly, but it’s hell on our self-esteem.
When are women going to give themselves a break? These products wouldn’t exist if women didn’t want them or use them.
oh, what utter crap. what will they think of next? Oh, don’t tell me. I don’t want to know!
wow. its wrong on SOOOOO many levels. pink only? because all people everywhere have PINK labia.
NakedThoughts, it does come in FOUR different shades. ;-P
While you’re in the area, why not tighten up that vaginal opening as well!
http://bit.ly/8O2RRK
And I’m assuming the colors are slight pink, pink, even pinker, and pinkest? If the colors were bright blue, green, purple, and red, then this might even be cool.
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